Listen you cheap son-of-a-bitch, do you realize you can own this cult classic masterpiece for as little as $3.99? Just where the fuck do you think you can find this kind of deal elsewhere? NetFlix? Blockbuster? RedBox? I don't think so. They'd never allow a video like this one on their shelves. The local porn store? Try again. They don't carry anything which remotely resembles a plot.

YouTube? MySpace? Facebook? Keep dreaming. No, it looks as though the only way you’re going to experience this level of cinematography is right here at

So, having said all that you now have exactly 1 more chance to come around and make the right choice. You need to click on the link below if you wish to redeem yourself...   before it's too late.


Yes Fleshpainter, I want my very own Silly Naked Girl Video.


No - fuck you. I don't want this video no matter what. Even if it were FREE. Please Drop dead right now.

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